About Us

Dead Cosmonaut was launched with one mission. To explore the vast expanse of space, and document all the untold horrors that may be out there.

We are happy to report that the assignment of the Central Committee of the Communist party of the Soviet Union and the Soviet Government has been carried out. The world's first Soviet space patch brand has been accomplished. All systems and equipment work impeccably, we are prepared to carry out any assignment of the party and the government.